Jewish carpenter
seeks committed, enthusiastic amateur
for communications exercise.
No knowledge of working with wood needed.
No references required.
Previous history and experience
completely irrelevant.
Past integrity and moral values
also unimportant.
Full job description currently unavailable
but likely to unfold as the work progresses.
Applicant will almost certainly be
required to travel;
may have to leave behind the known, familiar
and must be prepared to take risks.
Helpful if able to leave at short notice.
The job will almost certainly require skills
that are outside the candidate’s current experience,
but everything that is required
will be provided.
Salary cannot be guaranteed
and on occasions may be below the statutory minimum
but applicants are assured
that any reimbursement
will be sufficient to meet their basic needs.
Discernment and listening skills are desirable for this post
but on the job training will be available.
The job is likely to be unpredictable and challenging
and to take the successful applicant in new directions.
This is a highly rewarding position
for which the only essential attribute required
is an ability to
believe wholeheartedly in the project.
All applicants welcomed
with open arms.
